I am not normally tempted to kidnap animals I encounter on my mail route, but hey, orange kitty, let me know if you need a new home. You would put us over the official city quota, but no one needs to know, right?
I’m a postal worker in a small town in the Pacific Northwest. I knit, I read, I ride--specifically, a Schwinn Campus Electric. My family is small but awesome, and if we adopt any more pets, we’ll be outnumbered.