Lifting this meme from Michelle.
Who was your first prom date? I only went to my senior prom, and I went with my friend John. I wish we lived closer, because he is way fun, and so is his wife, and his kid, and our families totally get along.
Do you still talk to your first love? Oh hell no.
What was your first alcoholic drink? Probably some kind of wine cooler, and not much of it. I had a foolproof routine for ordering gin and tonics with my boss at the Peanut Barrel in East Lansing before I was of age. Foolproof except that I was drinking bad G&Ts--ick.
What was your first job? I taught music theory to 2-3 year olds.
What was your first car? Land yacht. 1976 Ford LTD. 8 whopping miles to the gallon.
Who was the first person to text you today? The coworker I text with is on vacation. I did text her, though.
Who is the first person you thought of this morning? Well, my husband, since the dumb cat woke us both up at the same time trying to walk around *behind* the blinds in our bedroom.
Who was your first grade teacher? Mrs. Donovan. She was kind of crabby, and I got in trouble for talking to my best friend. I was MORTIFIED.
Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane? Probably back to Grand Island, NE from college in East Lansing, MI.
Who was your first best friend and are you still friends? Cindy Grooms. We see each other about once a decade now.
What was your first sport played? Outside of PE class, softball. I played for several years, but ultimately quit because of an episode of appalling sportsmanship on the part of my teammates.
Where was your first sleepover? Probably at Grandma's.
Who was the first person you talked to this morning? My husband, cf the cat issue, above. The first *creature* I talked to was the CAT.
Whose wedding were you first in? I have mostly dodged that bullet, but I was the maid of honor in my sister's wedding when I was nursing my 3 1/2 month old baby. The dress was NOT designed for nursing moms.
What was the first thing you did this morning? FLIPPED ON THE COFFEEMAKER.
What was the first concert you went to? Lionel Richie, baby.
What was your first tattoo or piercing? Ears, age 12. I rarely wear jewelry other than my wedding rings and a ring that my friend Wendy made for me when the kid was born.
What was the first foreign country you went to? Canada, where I went to piano camp for a week, or maybe two.
What was your first run in with the law? Pleading the Fifth. Way too embarrassing.
When was your first detention? I was mortified when I got busted for TALKING in the first grade. Do you really think I ever had detention?
What was the first state you lived in? Nebraska. I still consider myself a native, even though I've been away for 22 years now.
Who was the first person to break your heart? Ugh. I'll say this: it wasn't worth it.
Who was your first roommate? April Tagge. Freshman year of college.
Where did you go in your first limo ride? To the wedding chapel in Las Vegas, the second time my parents got married.